Is this soap for you?
Well… do you drink whiskey and like throwing fireworks into campfires? … I mean, not all the time. Not in the living room, at least. Or, not in the living room on weeknights, at least. If so, this soap might be for you.
Is your favourite all-natural organic Vegan Oils ? Are you filled with insanity, excitement, and overwhelming joy?
If so, this soap might be for you.
Do you regularly say things like, “”Hold my beer. I gotta try something,”” both ironically and not ironically?
If so, this soap might be for you.
Let’s face it. You’ve read to the fourth bullet point, and at this point, you’re trying to justify the cost of a pack of handmade soap. Let me help ya out here, friend. It’s the best darn soap you’ll ever put on your body. Yeah, it’s true.
Explosively Awesome!
– Smells of campfire, gunpowder, sagebrush, dirt, bacon, and whiskey.
– Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils.)
– Bruh, do you even soap?
– Safer than nitroglycerin.
– No explosives training necessary.
– Feels like youâre camping (without the nighttime wombat attacks.)
Kaboom!
Know what that sound is? Itâs the sound of beginning your amazing day layering on the gorgeous, earthy scents of campfire, whiskey, and the outdoors. Fire in the Hole bar soap lets you go camping without even leaving the bathroom. (Which will remind you how much you like to go camping, and then increase the number of times you go camping.)
So imbibe freely, light some fireworks and suds up with soap that looks and smells like campfire.
Outlaw arenât just a bunch of pretty faces. We have serious commitments to our values:
Our products are cruelty-free and are never tested on animals (heck, we donât even bathe our dogs).
We focus on sustainable business practices and our products are made in a low-waste facility.
We source our materials from ethical companies who do not promote the destruction of the environment. Our fragrances are all made in the USA and are federally regulated.
Our employees make living wages above the minimum wages in our area, work a flexible schedule, and love their jobs.
We use high quality, mostly natural ingredients. All our batches are made by hand, labeled, and boxed right here in the USA by people who genuinely want you to be happy.
Paraben and DEA free
– Made with plant-derived ingredients
– Free of animal-derived ingredients and not tested on animals
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance Oil, and Coloring.
So, yeah, there’s a lot of enthusiastic and rugged language up there about explosions and tom-foolery, but let’s say you’re still on the fence about this little bar of brilliance. It might help out to have an even MORE thorough description of this here soap.
Fire in the Hole officially smells like campfire, gunpowder, and whiskey (in other words, like a really great camping trip).
It unofficially smells like insanity, excitement, and overwhelming joy. It looks like fire. It is, in my estimation, the most effing awesomest soap ever in the history of ever.
You should totally get this bar soap. It could change your life. This, my friend, is YOUR SOAP.
What’s in the box
1 x Soap Bar
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