Please check size before ordering
Chest measurements Half Chest:
XS: 48 CM
S: 50 CM
M: 54 CM
L: 57 CM
XL: 59 CM
XXL: 62 CM
3XL: 65 CM
How to measure and use Half Chest:
The "Half-chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the t-shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Celebrate the essential morning ritual of transformation with this classic, highly relatable caffeine-culture design. Perfect for early risers, coffee shop connoisseurs, or anyone who needs a hot brew before engaging with the world, this artwork delivers a simple yet powerful declaration of daily survival.
The center features a beautifully steaming white coffee cup resting on a dark saucer, framed below by a rustic, textured coffee stain ring. Bold, vintage-inspired typography stacks across the top to complete the look: "Instant Human: JUST ADD COFFEE."
Premium Quality for Brewing Mornings
System-Start Comfort: Printed on a premium 100% black cotton tee-offering an exceptionally soft, breathable, and lightweight fit that keeps you entirely comfortable while your first espresso compiles.
Warm Cafe Contrast: We utilize high-grade, eco-friendly inks to ensure the rich cream-white and textured espresso-brown details pop with clean clarity against the dark fabric.
Barista-Grade Durability: This graphic print is professionally heat-set to bond deep within the garment fibers, guaranteeing that the delicate steam swirls, distressed font textures, and saucer details won't crack or fade over time.
What's in the box
1 x t-shirt
1 x Washing Instruction